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Sexting

Zuri Malaika — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 19:18:48 +0000

“I could single-handedly make all your dreams come true…but I’m not cocky so I’ll just use both hands.”

Sexting: a term generally referring to sending, receiving, or forwarding sexually suggestive messages through text message or email and even nude or nearly nude photos.

Who does this?! GUILTY! I have a regular sext partner. He sends me pics and I’ll send him a few. He tells me what he wants me to do and what he’s gonna do to me. I respond with a few kinky words and just from that…it gets the job done. Weird as shit! But, true…Maybe I have issues. Hell no, you do it too! I know you can relate! But what if you get sexted by someone you don’t wanna sext…did you just get mollexted?

Literally…

Zuri Malaika — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 20:28:19 +0000

My mom and I were in the kitchen cleaning up, cooking and talking. My mom asks “If you can’t stand the heat, WHAT?!” I responded, “…get out the kitchen” as my son is walking in. He said, “Mommy, you don’t have to get out the kitchen. You should just turn the heat down or turn the oven off.” My son is one rational thinker and so witty!!! He’ll make mommy very proud!

New Years’!

Zuri Malaika — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 21:19:25 +0000

It’s a new year, time for new things….NOT!!! Why on EARTH does anyone care about that? “I’m kissing my man when the ball drops.” “I’m going to church.” “I’m getting fucked up.” (Well…I AM getting fucked up…are you?!) “I gotta new years’ resolution.” Who the fudge cares? It’s a day to spend all your money, whether you’re putting it in a church plate or tipping the bartender, you’ll still feel the same way you did December 31st. Can you tell I’ve had a HORRIBLE new years’ at some point?! Well, try SEVERAL mortifying memories from this hellified holliday.

Happy New Year…drones! iKid iKid…no seriously, you’re all living in the Matrix.

Heeeeeey!!!

Zuri Malaika — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 21:30:06 +0000

I’M HERE by popular demand to sprinkle some of my Beautiful Angelic Love on the world (eventho most of it is ugly)! This blog is going to be like no other you’ve experienced. I’m here for the people! Bare with me, I’m still new to this site but I LOVE IT so far! Stay tuned! As of the new year, I’ll be goin’ in! Toodles!